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Top 10 Funniest Car Bumper Stickers

When you’re asked at school what you wish to do as an occupation once you leave, you usually try to be witty and say something such as “a chocolate tester” or “a game tester”, as these jobs sound amazing when you’re young – saying that, these jobs are any fully-grown man’s dream, never mind a child’s. But after re-valuating, we reckon we want to be the person who has to come up with car bumper sticker slogan; because you know it’s a fun day at the office if that’s your job.

It’s time to polish your vintage car as no car is complete without a bumper sticker, regardless how expensive it is. And lucky for you we have compiled a nice little list of some of the more funny ones – 10 to be exact.

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?

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Come on, we had to start our top 10 list of somewhere didn’t we. It’s funny and quirky isn’t it? We promise the car bumper stickers do indeed get better as we go along – well, slightly. Continue reading Top 10 Funniest Car Bumper Stickers

Creepy Things Schools are Doing to Students

Why do students have to use a hall pass? Because all schools enforce policies that don’t make much sense. What’s all this hubbub about hand raising, for instance? And, for the love of Mike, why can’t you enjoy a smoke in the privacy of the bathroom?

These problems have plagued kids for years. But today it’s worse than ever. Certain schools are enacting policies that are downright creepy…

 

1. Microchip Tracking

Leave it to the wild and crazy Brits to combine Harry Potter uniforms with James Bond technology. In England, a private school in South Yorkshire is tracking their students with microchips.

There are a few reasons for making these students wear RFID chips:

1. To correctly identify them
2. To determine if they’re on school grounds
3. To determine if they’re in their proper class
4. To easily reprogram them in the event of a robot war

Although it seems to make sense as a measure to combat ditching class, it also serves as a horrible invasion of privacy. The idea of bugging children makes students look and feel like inmates, when realistically only, say, 20% of them are headed in that direction. Continue reading Creepy Things Schools are Doing to Students

World’s craziest restaurants

UNUSUAL AND CRAZY RESTAURANTS

For centuries, restaurants have been making the same fiscal error time and time again: serving delicious food at reasonable prices. Truly a recipe for fiduciary disaster. Here at least are ten restaurants that understand, to truly make a profit in the food business, you want to guarantee your patrons eat as little as possible, then get the hell out. It’s called “high turnover.” Ask an economist.

Modern Toilet Restaurant – TAIWAN

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Have you ever heard of people eating out of a bathroom toilet and having great fun? A restaurant named Marton Theme Restaurant, in Kaohsiung (Taiwan) has a toilet theme and is a great hit among people. The restaurant has a bathroom decor, with colorful toilet seat being the standard chairs at the restaurant. It also serves food in plates and bowls shaped like western loo seats and Japanese “squat” toilets. Customers sits by a tables converted from a bathtub with a glass cover while looking at a wall decorated with neon-lit faucets and urinals turned into lamps. The restaurant is named after the Chinese word “Matong” for toilet and is doing really well. The owner Eric Wang says “We not only sell food but also laughter. The food is just as good as any restaurant but we offer additional fun. Most customers think the more disgusting and exaggerated (the restaurant is), the funnier the dining experience is.” The meals are cheaply priced with a meal set including soup and ice cream costs from 150 to 250 Taiwan dollars ($6 – $10). Continue reading World’s craziest restaurants