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Best 88 Pick Up Lines

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BEST AND FUNNY PICK UP LINES
You are sitting in the bar, and then you noticed beautiful girl siting alone… Well, at least the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in the past few minutes. How to approach her? What to say? Read this 88 funny and clever pick up lines 🙂

1. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
2. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
3. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
4. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
5. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

6. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
7. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
8. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
9. Are you lost ma’am? Because Heaven is a long way from here.
10. Are you Natasha, my contact?
11. Are you religious? ‘Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
12. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
13. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
14. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
15. Be unique and different, just say yes.

16. Besides this one, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard?
17. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
18. Can I see your tan lines?
19. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
20. Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
21. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
23. Do you believe in sex before a first date?

24. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
25. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
26. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
27. Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
28. Do you know me from somewhere?
29. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (Hold up a mirror)
30. Do you want to see something swell?
31. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
32. Excuse me, but I think it’s time we met.

33. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
34. Excuse me. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
35. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to Heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and Heaven has been brought to me.
36. Got two nipples for a dime?
37. Have we met before? Didn’t we start a family together?
38. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
39. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

40. Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you choose “Do you come here often?”, “What’s your sign?”, or ‘”Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines”?
41. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
42. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. So, go ahead say no.
43. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
44. Hi, my name is (your name). How am I doing so far?
45. Hi. I only have three months to live…
46. How was Heaven when you left it?
47. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
48. I bet my friends that you’d talk to me. So, can I buy you a drink with the money I’m about to win?
49. I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
50. I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

51. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
52. I don’t like playing games and I hate pick up lines, so I’m just going to ask. Do you like sex?
53. I hate short love affairs. I have all weekend.
54. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
55. I hope there’s a fireman around, because you’re smokin’!
56. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
57. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
58. I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
59. I seemed to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
60. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
61. I was blinded by your beauty So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
62. I wonder what our children will look like.

63. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
64. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
65. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
66. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d only have five cents.
67. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
68. If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
69. I’m going to car to make out. Would you like to join me?

70. I’m invisible. Can you see me? (Yes) Great! How about tomorrow night?
71. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
72. Is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
73. Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
74. Life without you would be like a broken pencil – pointless.
75. My friend over there wants to know if you think I’m cute.
76. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
77. POOF! I’m here, where are your other two wishes?

78. So, what pick up lines work on you?
79. Somebody better call God, because Heaven’s missing an angel!
80. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
81. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
82. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
83. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
84. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

85. You have more curves than a racetrack.
86. You look a lot like my next girlfriend
87. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
88. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

There are countless pick up lines out there. Some are funny, some are corny, and some might even work. Let us know what pick up lines you’ve used.

Crazy Inventions (Only in Japan)

CRAZY INVENTIONS

The Japanese are famous for their crazy inventions. We bring you collection of top 10 most bizarre Japanese inventions. Probably these products don’t use anybody,  except the inventors themselves.

Subway chin rest
If you cant find place to sit, here is solution 🙂

Umbrella tube
Heavy rain? No problem with this umbrella

Chopsticks fan

Subway Hat
Another invention to relax head in subway

Daddy nurser
For me, this is litlle too weird…

Eyedrop funnels

Ever-ready tissues
If you are sick this may help you… but is it worth to look so stupid…

10 in 1 gardering tool
Come on… Silly

Solar Cigarette lighter
Save the Earth… STOP smoking

Butter Stick
Last, but in my opinion best of all this “inventions”

CRAZY INVENTIONS

Top 10 Worst Jobs in USA

America Worst Jobs

If you think your job is bad, think twice… unless you’ve got one of the “worst” jobs in America today. It isn’t much of a surprise that many of these low-rated jobs overlap with the most dangerous jobs. What’s more, none have an annual salary above $40,000. JobsRated.com has released a comprehensive ranking of the worst occupations, based upon several key criteria, including salary, stress and physical demand. What are the ten worst jobs in the country?

10. Iron Worker

Worst job - iron worker

This job requires you to work with hot metal, usually at great heights and for little reward. The Bureau of Labor Statistics lists the median hourly income of Iron Workers below $20. Work can be  irregular at times, because of bad weather, the short-term nature of construction jobs and economic downturns. Beware: This job category has the fourth-highest fatality rate in the country, at 61.0 deaths per 100,000 workers.

9. Roustabout

Worst job - roustabout

If you’re not sure what a Roustabout is, you’re probably not alone. A relatively specialized field, roustabouts perform maintenance on oil rigs and pipelines, using hand and power tools. The BLS expects the demand for roustabouts to decline slowly over the next decade. Median Salary: $29,000

8. Welder

worst job - welder

The job of a welder involves melting metal joints together, usually behind a protective mask and visor to prevent serious injury.  The BLS  says only the top 10 percent of welders earn above $22.50 an hour.

7. Garbage Collector

worst job - garbage collector

No need to describe this one. Although wages vary significantly based upon experience and responsibilities, the BLS lists median hourly earnings at just $13.93. Garbage collectors also rank as the sixth deadliest job in America, with a fatality rate of 41.8 per 100,000 jobs.

6. Roofer

worst job - roofer

The BLS reports that most job openings in this field “arise from the need to replace those who leave the occupation because the work is hot, strenuous, and dirty, causing many people to switch to jobs in other construction trades.” With a median hourly wage of $15.51, being a high-flying roofer is still near the bottom of the barrel.

5. Emergency Medical Technician

worst job - medic

People’s lives often depend on EMTs and other first responders, so they’re on-call 24 hours a day, which tends to result in quite irregular hours. Although wages vary by region, median annual pay is $27,070, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

4. Seaman

worst job - seaman

A broad category, it includes boat workers and fishermen, who tend to spend long periods of time at sea in cramped circumstances and poor weather conditions. Fishermen also have the deadliest job in the country, with a 141.7 fatality rate per 100,000. Not the kind of odds most people would take for a median salary of $34,000 per year.

3. Taxi Driver

worst job - taxi driver

Although many taxi drivers and chauffeurs have extremely flexible schedules and generally work unsupervised, the job still ranks near the bottom. The BLS estimates there are approximately 229,000 jobs of this nature in the country. Although wages vary greatly based on location, type of company and  amount of tips, the median hourly wage is $10.62.

2. Dairy Farmer

worst job - farmer

Raising cattle for milk production entails strenuous labor, long hours and poor working conditions, Various government estimates put net income at just over $15,000 a year. Wages do not include government subsidies and can vary with fluctuations in commodity prices and  market demand.

1. Lumberjack

worst job - lumberjack

That’s right, being a Lumberjack is the worst job in America, based upon the study by JobsRated.com. These workers spend all their time outdoors, in poor weather, and often in isolated areas. It’s also the third most deadly  occupation with a fatality rate of 82.1 per 100,000 jobs per year. Long hours, a high -stress environment, strenuous work and low pay – often starting at minimum wage, with a median hourly wage at $13.80 – all contribute to make this the #1 worst job in the country.

source: HERE

 

6 reasons why is good to drink beer

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Beer is one of the world’s oldest and most consumed alcoholic beverages, and third third most popular drink overall (just tea and water are above). It was first brewed nearly 7 000 years ago. It’s been featured in religious ceremonies, praised in literature, and prized for its medicinal properties. What the ancients suspected about the health benefits of beer, modern-day science continues to prove.

Ironically, heavy drinking can damage the same organs that moderate consumption (about two drinks a day for men and one for women) can benefit.  So it’s important to always drink in moderation-and avoid alcohol altogether if you have a history of substance abuse. Here are six ways that a pint a day can keep the doctor away: Continue reading 6 reasons why is good to drink beer

Bread Made From Beer

Homemade beer bread

We got this  interesting receipt from Zesty cook. Its homemade bubbly beer bread. Its pretty simple to make. No yeast, No rising, simply dump in the ingredients – give it a mix and drop it in the pan.
This bread would be ideal to go along with a nice hearty stew or even along side a nice pasta dish.

bread made from beer

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 Cups White Flour
  • 1 1/2 Cups Whole Wheat Flour
  • 4 1/2 Tsp. Baking Powder
  • 1/3 Cup Brown Sugar
  • 1/4 Cup Butter (Melted)
  • 12 Oz. Beer (you can use whatever kind you like)

Method

  1. Preheat oven 375 degrees F.
  2. Mix all dry ingredients together.
  3. Add beer and mix thoroughly until dough is still.
  4. Place dough in a lightly greased loaf pan.
  5. Drizzle the melted butter over the top
  6. Bake until golden brown (approx. 60 minutes).
  7. Remove from oven and let rest for 15 minutes.
  8. Thats it, enjoy!

Zesty Tip: Sifting flour for bread recipes is a must. Most people just scoop the 1 cup measure in the flour canister and level it off. That compacts the flour and will turn your bread into a “hard biscuit”.  If you do not have a sifter, use a spoon to place the flour into the 1 cup measure.

So there it is… possibly the easiest loaf of bread I have ever made. Beer bread.

Zesty cook home page: http://zestycook.com

10 cities where you dont want to raise a family

worst city detroit

Choosing to have children is one of the most challenging decisions many couples face. To be sure that you are ready to have children, couples need to weigh several important questions like: Do we have enough money to provide for our children needs? Can one of us  take time off from work to care for a child? And finally are we emotionally prepared for parenthood? Continue reading 10 cities where you dont want to raise a family

World’s craziest restaurants

UNUSUAL AND CRAZY RESTAURANTS

For centuries, restaurants have been making the same fiscal error time and time again: serving delicious food at reasonable prices. Truly a recipe for fiduciary disaster. Here at least are ten restaurants that understand, to truly make a profit in the food business, you want to guarantee your patrons eat as little as possible, then get the hell out. It’s called “high turnover.” Ask an economist.

Modern Toilet Restaurant – TAIWAN

restaurant toilet

Have you ever heard of people eating out of a bathroom toilet and having great fun? A restaurant named Marton Theme Restaurant, in Kaohsiung (Taiwan) has a toilet theme and is a great hit among people. The restaurant has a bathroom decor, with colorful toilet seat being the standard chairs at the restaurant. It also serves food in plates and bowls shaped like western loo seats and Japanese “squat” toilets. Customers sits by a tables converted from a bathtub with a glass cover while looking at a wall decorated with neon-lit faucets and urinals turned into lamps. The restaurant is named after the Chinese word “Matong” for toilet and is doing really well. The owner Eric Wang says “We not only sell food but also laughter. The food is just as good as any restaurant but we offer additional fun. Most customers think the more disgusting and exaggerated (the restaurant is), the funnier the dining experience is.” The meals are cheaply priced with a meal set including soup and ice cream costs from 150 to 250 Taiwan dollars ($6 – $10). Continue reading World’s craziest restaurants

World strangest food

Strange food

They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. The same could be said about food: one man’s nightmare may just be another man’s delicacy. From cow’s tongue and pig’s snout to chicken’s feet, from fried worms and frog’s legs to sautéed snails, the list of weird stuff we eat is endless (and often quite tasty). If you’ve been indulging lately and need a reason to diet, take a read, you may just lose that appetite.

Balut

Balut seems to be on every “strange food” list, usually at the top, and for good reason. Though no longer wriggling on the plate like the live octopus in Korea, the fertilized duck or chicken egg with a nearly-developed embryo that is boiled and eaten in the shell is easily one of the strangest foods in the world. Balut is very common in the Philippines, Cambodia and Vietnam and usually sold by street vendors. It is said balut tastes like egg and duck (or chicken), which is essentially what it is. It is surprising to many that a food that appears so bizarre—often the with the bird’s features clearly developed–can taste so banal. In the end, apparently everything does indeed, just taste like chicken.

 balut Continue reading World strangest food

Stella awards – Most bizarre lawsuits in US


Most bizzare lawsuits were presented at the annual award Stella Awards. Name “Stella” was inspired by 81 year old lady, from New Mexico, who spilled coffee on herself and sued McDonalds. They had to pay her 2.86 million $.

This year winner is Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City.

In November 2000 Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn’t actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie. Continue reading Stella awards – Most bizarre lawsuits in US

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