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Stupid Robbers Caught on Tape

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Stupid robbers caught on tape – VIDEO LIST

Check this list of 10 stupidest robbers caught on tape. Some of this videos are really funny.

1. Doors that won’t open

2. Where’s my mask?

3. Naked Salvadors criminals

4. Wrong place to steal from

5. Booze and stealing just dont mixx

6. Whats that glass?

7. Worst bank robber

8. Robber get beaten up by store manager

This Store is Protected by Chuck Norris

American actor and one of most popular (and strongest hehe) people on Earth Chuck Norris, commented on hes web site how he lately gets lots of information and comments about one bakery from Croatia (Europe) that used his photo as a protection against cracks.

– Under my photo is the inscription: “This store is protected by Chuck Norris,” says’ Texas ranchers’ in his new column.

– I’m honored to help reduce crime anywhere in the world, even with a photo. But I would like to protect future generations from the United States, not just cookies – continues Norris.

This little bakery was already robbed few times, but since Chuck protect it, no one try to brake in 🙂

chuck norris protect bakery with photo

 

10 World’s Biggest and Most Amazing Holes

Chuquicamata, Chile


Chuquicamata is an open pit copper mine in Chile. It is the mine with the largest total production of copper in the world – though it is not the largest copper mine. The mine is over 850 meters deep.

Udachnaya Pipe, Russia


The Udachnaya Pipe is a diamond mine in Russia. The owners of the mine plan to cease its operations in 2010 – in favor of underground mining. The mine was discovered in 1955 and is over 600 meters deep.

Sink hole, Guatemala


In 2007, a 300 foot deep sinkhole swallowed a dozen homes in Guatemala – killing 2 and causing thousands to be evacuated. The sinkhole was caused by rains and an underground sewage flow.

Diavik Mine, Canada


The Diavik Mine is a mine in the Northwest territories of Canada. The mine (opened in 2003) produces 8 million carats or about 1,600 kg (3,500 lb) of diamonds every year.

Mirny Diamond Mine, Siberia


The Mirny Diamond Mine is 525m deep and has a diameter of 1200m. It was the first, and one of the largest, diamond Pipes in the USSR. It is now abandoned. While it was still operational, it would take two hours for trucks to drive from the top to the bottom of the mine.

Great Blue Hole, Belize


The Great Blue Hole is an underwater sinkhole off the coast of Belize. The hole is 1,000 feet across and 400 feet deep. It was formed as a limestone cave during the last iceage.

Bingham Canyon Mine, Utah


The Bingham Canyon Mine is a copper mine in the Oquirrh mountains, Utah. The mine is 0.75 mile (1.2 km) deep, 2.5 miles (4 km) wide. It is the world’s largest manmade excavation.

Monticello Dam, California


The Monticello Dam is a dam in Napa County, California, United States most noted for its large circular spillway with a rate of 48,400 cubic feet per second.

Kimberley Diamond Mine, South Africa


The Kimberley Diamond Mine (also known as the Big Hole) holds the (disputed) title of being the largest hand-dug hole in the world. From 1866 to 1914 50,000 miners dug the hole with picks and shovels, yielding 2,722 kg of diamonds. Attempts are being made to have it registered as a world heritage site.

Darvaza Gas Crater, Turkmenistan


In 1971, geologists discovered a massive underground deposit of natural gas on this site. Whilst excavating the hole to tap the gas, the drilling rig collapsed leaving a massive hole. To prevent poisonous gasses from escaping, the hole was allowed to burn. It continues to burn to this day and has done so without ceasing.

Source: HERE

Biggest TV Game Shows Idiots

“I can’t believe they’re that dumb” – this would be the shortest describe of this article.

Wheel of Fortune idiot

Some people don’t know when to say “when.”

Deal or No Deal loser

Look, if I said to you, I will either give you $600,000 right now, or you could get a million dollars if this coin lands on heads, or zero if it’s tails, what would you do? This guy fails at not only probability, but life.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire – failed at 1st question

The Price is Right

DAMN those are some SWEET motorcycles!

source: HERE

Top 5 Office Pranks

Pranks are something that kids are used to do, but sometimes and we as adults like to have some fun. Most popular pranks for adults are office pranks. If the company you are working doesn’t make you suffer behind isolated and stuffy cubicles, you probably have pulled pranks on your co-workers or the other way around. These office pranks are some of the best that we have come across and although there were quite a few we wanted to include, we think 5 is more than enough (we have to leave some room for you to share as well). Below are the top 5 office pranks that the applicant team thinks are some of the best office pranks ever pulled.

Scaring a Co-Worker Enough To Fall Off a Chair

The prank you are about to see is probably one that has been pulled on you or one that you have pulled on someone else. We remember this one circulating on the internet like a wild fire. All this lady wants is to beat the game and impress her co-workers. Check out how well these people got her.

Missing Hallway

These guys built a wall and blocked the hallway that lead to 11 offices. One of the best executed office pranks. The only thing that could have been done better was to record workers reaction and less usage of “WTF?” Besides that this certainly is one of the best office pranks we have seen in a long time. We have no idea why the CEO is looking up in the ceiling though.

Golf Balls

After a long tiring day at the office, the first thing we want to do is jump in our vehicle and head home. The guy you are about to see in this video didn’t have a clue what his colleagues had planned for him. We are sure this end of the work day will be the one he will remember for the rest of his life.

Taking Office To The Streets

This one doesn’t really qualify as an office prank and is more so carried out on other people walking on the street. However, the prank is pulled in an office setting so we had to include it here. The idea of this prank and the amount of time that has gone into setting each of them up for a surprise must have been painstakingly hard. They pulled it good and certainly falls under one of the best office pranks ever simply because it’s done in an office setting.

Job Interview

When appearing for a job interview you want to make sure everything goes right. Slightest mistake and you might not get the job offer. We are sure these job applicants knew they weren’t getting the job after opening the toilet door while someone was taking care of the nature call. Check it out.

Source: HERE

Crazy Newspaper Headlines

Funny and crazy newspaper headlines.Journalists who wrote this articles could consider a new job.


What goes around, comes around!

And you wonder why…

“This is an artist’s conception of the Mount Pleasant High School football field Friday after an electrical transformer blew, knocking out the stadium lights.”

“We had no idea anyone was buried there”

Yeah, don’t you hate those guys at DOE who do the NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests?
 
What are the odds of that?

Must be one of those celebrity-without-makeup pictures…

Here’s the winner of a local dog look-alike contest… He does look exactly like his dog!

Ok, that’s just mean

Please, if you’ve seen this man…

Mistress of the universe… Now that sounds like a lot of work!

Civil War planes? Lemme know how that works out…

“I wouldn’t do it again” says the hero, “she’s been a pain this week”

 

Worst Designed Logos

[WARNING: dirty words herein]
Here is list of 10 worst designed logos ever. I really don’t know what was in the mind of the designers at the time they came up with this logos… Are they blind or what? However, fun is guaranteed by watching this.

 

10. Bottom Logo
If you cant see – its Japanese house in front of the rising sun. I bet you have something else on mind 🙂
worst logo

9. Special Surgery
Guess where I am NOT going for surgery?
worst logo

8. High Fashion
And guess where I am going for clothes.
worst logo

7. Fine Food
Sausage anyone?
worst logo

6. Olympics
Even though people have pointed out the obvious problem here, they still insist on using this.
worst logo

5. Pediatric Center
Unbelievable… Picture says all.
worst logo

4. Children care center
Don’t worry – be happy. Or not.
worst logo

3. Pharmacy
Enemas ‘r’ us.
worst logo

2. No comment


1. Open Wide

worst logo

Bonus: We fix your computers
And your leaky penis.
worst logo

Source: HERE

 

Best 88 Pick Up Lines

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BEST AND FUNNY PICK UP LINES
You are sitting in the bar, and then you noticed beautiful girl siting alone… Well, at least the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in the past few minutes. How to approach her? What to say? Read this 88 funny and clever pick up lines 🙂

1. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
2. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
3. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
4. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
5. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

6. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
7. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
8. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
9. Are you lost ma’am? Because Heaven is a long way from here.
10. Are you Natasha, my contact?
11. Are you religious? ‘Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
12. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
13. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
14. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
15. Be unique and different, just say yes.

16. Besides this one, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard?
17. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
18. Can I see your tan lines?
19. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
20. Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
21. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
23. Do you believe in sex before a first date?

24. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
25. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
26. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
27. Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
28. Do you know me from somewhere?
29. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (Hold up a mirror)
30. Do you want to see something swell?
31. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
32. Excuse me, but I think it’s time we met.

33. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
34. Excuse me. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
35. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to Heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and Heaven has been brought to me.
36. Got two nipples for a dime?
37. Have we met before? Didn’t we start a family together?
38. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
39. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

40. Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you choose “Do you come here often?”, “What’s your sign?”, or ‘”Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines”?
41. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
42. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. So, go ahead say no.
43. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
44. Hi, my name is (your name). How am I doing so far?
45. Hi. I only have three months to live…
46. How was Heaven when you left it?
47. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
48. I bet my friends that you’d talk to me. So, can I buy you a drink with the money I’m about to win?
49. I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
50. I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

51. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
52. I don’t like playing games and I hate pick up lines, so I’m just going to ask. Do you like sex?
53. I hate short love affairs. I have all weekend.
54. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
55. I hope there’s a fireman around, because you’re smokin’!
56. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
57. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
58. I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
59. I seemed to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
60. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
61. I was blinded by your beauty So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
62. I wonder what our children will look like.

63. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
64. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
65. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
66. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d only have five cents.
67. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
68. If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
69. I’m going to car to make out. Would you like to join me?

70. I’m invisible. Can you see me? (Yes) Great! How about tomorrow night?
71. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
72. Is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
73. Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
74. Life without you would be like a broken pencil – pointless.
75. My friend over there wants to know if you think I’m cute.
76. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
77. POOF! I’m here, where are your other two wishes?

78. So, what pick up lines work on you?
79. Somebody better call God, because Heaven’s missing an angel!
80. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
81. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
82. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
83. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
84. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

85. You have more curves than a racetrack.
86. You look a lot like my next girlfriend
87. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
88. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

There are countless pick up lines out there. Some are funny, some are corny, and some might even work. Let us know what pick up lines you’ve used.

Crazy Inventions (Only in Japan)

CRAZY INVENTIONS

The Japanese are famous for their crazy inventions. We bring you collection of top 10 most bizarre Japanese inventions. Probably these products don’t use anybody,  except the inventors themselves.

Subway chin rest
If you cant find place to sit, here is solution 🙂

Umbrella tube
Heavy rain? No problem with this umbrella

Chopsticks fan

Subway Hat
Another invention to relax head in subway

Daddy nurser
For me, this is litlle too weird…

Eyedrop funnels

Ever-ready tissues
If you are sick this may help you… but is it worth to look so stupid…

10 in 1 gardering tool
Come on… Silly

Solar Cigarette lighter
Save the Earth… STOP smoking

Butter Stick
Last, but in my opinion best of all this “inventions”

CRAZY INVENTIONS

Bread Made From Beer

Homemade beer bread

We got this  interesting receipt from Zesty cook. Its homemade bubbly beer bread. Its pretty simple to make. No yeast, No rising, simply dump in the ingredients – give it a mix and drop it in the pan.
This bread would be ideal to go along with a nice hearty stew or even along side a nice pasta dish.

bread made from beer

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 Cups White Flour
  • 1 1/2 Cups Whole Wheat Flour
  • 4 1/2 Tsp. Baking Powder
  • 1/3 Cup Brown Sugar
  • 1/4 Cup Butter (Melted)
  • 12 Oz. Beer (you can use whatever kind you like)

Method

  1. Preheat oven 375 degrees F.
  2. Mix all dry ingredients together.
  3. Add beer and mix thoroughly until dough is still.
  4. Place dough in a lightly greased loaf pan.
  5. Drizzle the melted butter over the top
  6. Bake until golden brown (approx. 60 minutes).
  7. Remove from oven and let rest for 15 minutes.
  8. Thats it, enjoy!

Zesty Tip: Sifting flour for bread recipes is a must. Most people just scoop the 1 cup measure in the flour canister and level it off. That compacts the flour and will turn your bread into a “hard biscuit”.  If you do not have a sifter, use a spoon to place the flour into the 1 cup measure.

So there it is… possibly the easiest loaf of bread I have ever made. Beer bread.

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