Cheeseburger in a can

I can has cheeseburger :) FASTFOOD IN A CAN
Swiss outdoor goods maker Katadyn has created an easy-eating solution -- the cheeseburger in a can. The canned meal contains an all-beef patty, lettuce, tomato and a cheese on a sesame seed bread. There sells for approximately $6 and can remain fresh during up to one year. It takes about 10 minutes to cook (boiled), or it can be cooked out of the can or eaten cold.

As for the look and smell, the reviewer had this to say: "It really looks tasty and it doesn't smell like dog food!". But what about the taste? As you may have gathered from the image above, you will not be having any Harold and Kumar burgergasms when you bite into it. Again, the reviewer chimes in: "It tastes... not so good. Very bland, kind of like pre-made tomato sauce and a bitter aftertaste." Plus, the lower bun was soggy which "lowered the overall experience."

The bottom line: The reviewer would eat "this thing again if it weren't so expensive." And he didn't die or even get sick—which is always a plus. He also felt that the overall quality was similar to a McDonalds cheeseburger, which is really saying something. That having been said, it would probably be like fine caviar if you are out in the wild with little to eat.

I can has cheeseburger